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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
This is what fag money gets me
I went and got myself AND my girlfriend a new tattoo yesterday, using FAG money. Haha one of my bitches in NYC sent me a little tribute money for my birthday, and we went straight to the tattoo shop! All my obedient fags know how to serve their master! Keep it coming, bitches.
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Sunday, May 25, 2008
NaughtyBids Auction, Birthday presents
Well, my first NaughtyBids auction is up. Go bid on my dirty sweatsocks! Click here to go to the auction
You faggots are so lucky that I'm giving you the chance to buy my dirty socks, I KNOW how much it turns you on. So go bid on them, and I want to see the bids up HIGH $$$$. By the way, it was my birthday two days ago, so go to my wishlist and BUY me something! So far, I've recieved my soccer cleats, an awesome book- The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly P.Hall, a gorgeous Celtic knotwork dragon ring with a METEOR gemstone, and of course, a package of socks that I'm going to tease you faggots with!
Although what I've recieved so far pleases me, your GOD always wants more. So get to it, bitches!!
You faggots are so lucky that I'm giving you the chance to buy my dirty socks, I KNOW how much it turns you on. So go bid on them, and I want to see the bids up HIGH $$$$. By the way, it was my birthday two days ago, so go to my wishlist and BUY me something! So far, I've recieved my soccer cleats, an awesome book- The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly P.Hall, a gorgeous Celtic knotwork dragon ring with a METEOR gemstone, and of course, a package of socks that I'm going to tease you faggots with!
Although what I've recieved so far pleases me, your GOD always wants more. So get to it, bitches!!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
Recent happenings
I've made 2 new videos, one of me crushing eggs with my bare feet and one of me whackin it at my hot slut girlfriend. So go to my video store and buy all my videos, faggots. Click the video store link on this site, don't be an idiot about it either.
I've been watching a lot of Trailer Park Boys lately. That show kicks fuckin ass. If you don't know who they are, look em up. www.trailerparkboys.com The best comedy from Canada since Kids in the Hall... I decided to get cable turned off. It's not worth it. There's so much utter crap on 400 channels, commercials blaring all kinds of nonsense, media spreading lies, it's a bunch of shit, and I am officially sick of it. I can get DVD's of shit I like to watch(which is the BEST of everything), or I can watch pretty much anything I want to on the internet for free. So fuck them, I'm using that money for BETTER shit. I want to get a fucking motor scooter. Any kind would do. I want to be able to zip around town on less gas. That'd be friggin righteous, I'd save even more money. I think Jessica is turning me into a miser, which is a very good thing. There's bigger and better things, and to get them you need capital...I quit drinking for good this time. It was an easy choice after the last time whoa! No more. I thought I was going to die I drank so much. I've been sober for 10 days and I haven't felt healthier in years. My skin isn't all dry anymore, my muscles are filling back out, I'm smoking less cigarettes, it's just fuckin GREAT for me. So feel happy for me, bitches.
I've been watching a lot of Trailer Park Boys lately. That show kicks fuckin ass. If you don't know who they are, look em up. www.trailerparkboys.com The best comedy from Canada since Kids in the Hall... I decided to get cable turned off. It's not worth it. There's so much utter crap on 400 channels, commercials blaring all kinds of nonsense, media spreading lies, it's a bunch of shit, and I am officially sick of it. I can get DVD's of shit I like to watch(which is the BEST of everything), or I can watch pretty much anything I want to on the internet for free. So fuck them, I'm using that money for BETTER shit. I want to get a fucking motor scooter. Any kind would do. I want to be able to zip around town on less gas. That'd be friggin righteous, I'd save even more money. I think Jessica is turning me into a miser, which is a very good thing. There's bigger and better things, and to get them you need capital...I quit drinking for good this time. It was an easy choice after the last time whoa! No more. I thought I was going to die I drank so much. I've been sober for 10 days and I haven't felt healthier in years. My skin isn't all dry anymore, my muscles are filling back out, I'm smoking less cigarettes, it's just fuckin GREAT for me. So feel happy for me, bitches.
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